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and we would dress in robes and run up to people and say “REJOICE MUGGLE, FOR THE DARK LORD IS GONE YIPPEE” and set off fireworks and stuff and just make enough disturbance to be remembered by a couple hundred people. Maybe get in a small-town newspaper. Something like that.
And then when Harry Potter came out they would all freak out and have weird complexes because they would remember and think it was all true.
Source: raggedybearcat